leadership

  • A New Journey

    Sorry for the delay in posting. I had issues with moving and now I am back in control. We now return to your regularly scheduled nonsense.   For once, I am writing an article that will be more positive. It… Continue reading

    A New Journey
  • Greener Pastures

    For once, I am writing an article that will be more positive. It won’t sound like it at first, but it does get better toward the end. I am writing this in my old office that I just finished cleaning… Continue reading

    Greener Pastures
  • Letter to Judas

    Dear Judas, It is a tragedy that I do not have the opportunity to speak with you face-to-face before I walk off this campus for good. I suppose this letter will have to do instead. I wish you all the… Continue reading

    Letter to Judas
  • Is the Dentist Afraid of Me?

    Even though I am on my way out of Romulus University, I still come to my office almost every day. While most of my fellow faculty vanish shortly after the spring graduation ceremony, I like to hang around. I have… Continue reading

    Is the Dentist Afraid of Me?
  • Offboarding: What a Kind Way of Saying You’re Fired

    This article probably has more to do with the fact that I have been reading a lot of George Carlin lately. He popped into my head prominently after I received an email from HR the other day. The email was… Continue reading

    Offboarding: What a Kind Way of Saying You’re Fired
  • My Farewell Letter to the Campus

    This is a redacted letter that I wrote and planted in various places across the campus of Romulus University. It will serve as a time capsule in the event that someone actually finds one of these letters. I am not… Continue reading

    My Farewell Letter to the Campus
  • The Braintrust is Secure

    As I mentioned in my previous post, I am witnessing a number of moves at Romulus University that are slowly inching this institution into impending doom. When I went to my employee appreciation meeting to receive my service award and… Continue reading

    The Braintrust is Secure
  • Here is Your Award, Now Get Out

    I believe that the academic equivalent of the pizza party for office workers is the Employee Appreciation Awards. At first glance, the concept sounds nice and recognizes the hard work we put in every day. If nothing else, it’s an… Continue reading

    Here is Your Award, Now Get Out
  • We’re Glad You’re Here, I Guess a.k.a Campus Visit #3

    I am starting to expect that campus visits will be either hot or cold, given my third trip into the final candidacy phase of the job search. My first visit was cold and calculating, with a hint of quiet desperation… Continue reading

    We’re Glad You’re Here, I Guess a.k.a Campus Visit #3
  • Our Academic Cabinet is Bare

    After my latest campus visit, I returned to find a massive shakeup in the academic cabinet at Romulus University. Life seems to work that way. You leave home base for a brief moment, and everything changes. It’s like when you… Continue reading

    Our Academic Cabinet is Bare