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  • Benevolent Dictatorship

    I understand that when it comes to recruiting students, there is a lot that goes into the process. Numerous factors come into play when trying to secure a commitment from these kids. No matter how well anyone plans, there may… Continue reading

    Benevolent Dictatorship
  • Some People Never Leave High School

    I never understood popularity contests. It may be because I was never popular when I was in school, but I fail to see the point in wanting everybody to like you. That means they might want to touch you, and… Continue reading

    Some People Never Leave High School
  • An Eye for Aesthetics

    I understand the importance of brand recognition. Whenever someone sees your logo, you want them to think positively about what it represents. We want people to have a positive impression of our product or service. Sometimes, that concern can go… Continue reading

    An Eye for Aesthetics
  • No Progression is Death

    One of the fun things we as faculty get to do around the start of the new academic year is fill out our annual faculty report. The goal is to highlight your achievements, illustrating to the administration that you are doing… Continue reading

    No Progression is Death
  • When They Become A Punchline.

    Comedian Lewis Black once had a bit in his comedy set about how certain words or names can elicit laughter just by mentioning them in conversation. Black uses Michael Jackson as an example of this phenomenon. He proceeds to tell… Continue reading

    When They Become A Punchline.
  • Can I Get Some Extra Credit?

    This was a fun little bit I created after a couple of interesting conversations over the last few days. Enjoy. Continue reading

    Can I Get Some Extra Credit?
  • This Article Was Hijacked By My Last Faculty Meeting.

    I know that I will never have the perfect classroom of prepared students eager to learn and that we will have a great discussion about course material. I am at peace with that. However, I am discovering more and more… Continue reading

    This Article Was Hijacked By My Last Faculty Meeting.
  • Dear Faculty Senate President,

    I hope this email finds you well. Actually, I don’t care where it finds you as long as you read it. I’m not sure if you will have the time to look it over as you are in the midst… Continue reading

    Dear Faculty Senate President,
  • Additional Duties as Needed by the Company

    This story takes place well over a decade ago, so this is ancient history. In December, I finished my Master’s program and needed to earn some money until I began my PhD program the following Fall. I wanted to do… Continue reading

    Additional Duties as Needed by the Company